breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

(via sex--with--ducks)

cokeflow:

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands

(Source: fingerblaster113, via hotdamnaustralians)

Captain America | The Avengers & The Avengers: Age of Ultron

(Source: beardedchrisevans, via stumpatd)

fuckmeackles:

Jensen flirts with a girl.

(via stumpatd)

japanlove:

2014-04-27 11.25.22 (by 雨女王)

japanlove:

2014-04-27 11.25.22 (by 雨女王)

(via dropdeadesu)

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

(via calsgang)

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

(Source: tkr, via sex--with--ducks)

readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

(via sex--with--ducks)

anentirelynewhunger:

Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a TV show or film even though you’re completely alone?

(via zainsfeels)

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

(Source: ultrafacts, via zainsfeels)